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Wed, Oct. 17th, 2007, 06:17 pm
Angry librarians on the warpath

Of course the hot chick is totally stupid. Of course the smart librarian is totally beastly. Some stereotypes never die. Some exist for a reason. You be the judge of the one above. Either way, it's pretty hilarious.

Boston Globe sports columnist Bob Ryan ran a recent piece where he writes the following:

And you can be sure [Tom] Brady will be seen in public with a homely librarian before he engages in any discussion about the difference between the receivers he was forced to work with last season and the ones he has now.

Ouch! I'm no librarian, but that's pretty mean! My friend Bob emailed me about how Massachusetts school librarians are up in arms over his comment, saying they should boycott the Globe and so on. I guess they've been flipping their pancakes about the offensive remark via an online librarian message board. Now go into any library and nine times out of ten (or maybe it's more like ninety-nine times out of a hundred) you'll NEVER find a female librarian that would be considered "hot." And for the record, I have never, ever met one hot guy librarian in my life (and I've spent a lot of time in libraries), so I'm not being sexist here.

I wonder if these ladies of the library sciences are aware how hot their profession is considered in the world of adult films. That's right, porn isn't without those bespeckled, erudite sex kitties. In addition to the DVD six titles, the following is a list I found online of the XXX paperbacks from the 70s and 80s that might give librarians a little boost to their deflated egos in the wake of the Bob Ryan column. It's ironic (or maybe not) that there's a lot more porn about librarians in book form, don't you think?

Cover to Cover
Specs Appeal
Midnight Librarians
Read Bi All
Diva Girls
All the Queen's Men

Bang the Librarian Hard.
Campus Lust.
Chained, Whipped Librarians
Eager Beaver Librarian.
Eager to Spread Librarian.
Eager Young Librarian.
First Rear Entry.
Helpful Head Librarian.
Horny Balling Librarian.
Horny Hot Librarian.
Horny Licking Librarian.
Horny Peeping Librarian
Hot Bed Librarian.
Hot, Licked Librarian.
Hot Loving Librarian.
Hot Mouth Librarian.
Hot Pants Librarian.
Hot to Trot Librarian.
The Hottest Librarian
In Heat Librarian [Jesus, would someone please get the library's air conditioning fixed already?]
Lash the Librarian!
A Librarian Enslaved.
The Librarian Gets Hot.
Librarian in Bondage.
Librarian in Chains.
The Librarian Licks Big Ones
The Librarian Loves It
The Librarian Loves to Lick.
The Librarian Slave.
The Librarian With the Hots.
The Librarian's Boys.
The Librarian's Hot Fun.
The Librarian's Hot Lips.
The Librarian's Hot Urges.
A Librarian's Training.
Licking the Librarian.
Line Up for the Librarian.
Naughty Voyeur Librarian.
Nympho Librarian.
The Oral Librarian.
Overeager Librarian.
Raped and Roped Librarian.
Sally - Sexy Librarian.
Sex Behind the Stacks.
Three-way with the Librarian.
What a Librarian!

Thu, Oct. 18th, 2007 12:03 am (UTC)

ha! The Librarian Licks Big ones. ha!

Thu, Oct. 18th, 2007 03:05 am (UTC)

Horny Peeping Librarian made me laugh out loud. As in you know how you have to be all quiet in the library? Don't make a peep? Get it? HA.

Thu, Oct. 18th, 2007 03:15 am (UTC)

We actually have this totally hot guy that works in the library in Altadena,complete with accent. However he knows he is totally hot.

I still would head to the stacks with him though.

Fri, Oct. 19th, 2007 01:24 am (UTC)
memetician: Lascivious Laddy Librarian

I want proof. I must see this supposed "hot guy" librarian with my own eyes. Hahaha kidding, no I believe you.

Actually on second thought, send the pics anyway. Maybe you can get him to pose shirtless with his glasses on, which would be hot. Maybe you can video him talking in his accented hushed librarian tone.